She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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