Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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