i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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