Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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