I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
