I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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