Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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