Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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