He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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