Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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