"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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