I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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