Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
two words...techno handjob
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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