she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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