Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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