spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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