She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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