Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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