thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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