I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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