thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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