well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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