Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Panties = found
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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