and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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