Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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