Just mADE A PArabola og urine
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
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