Sponge bath it is.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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