I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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