I love black thongs
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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