you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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