Me too!
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
How does it feel to date your dad?
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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