I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I pour the whiskey from now on
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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