Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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