wat bout pragnant strippers??
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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