yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
Randomize