omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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