Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
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