..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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