If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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