wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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