Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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