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(248): View more from Michigan

The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?

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(815): View more from Illinois

Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future

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(801): View more from Utah

She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.

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