I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
