At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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