I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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