ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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