I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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