does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
