i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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