glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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