I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
All I want is dick and wine.
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