We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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