i can't believe i had my finger in that
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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