4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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