in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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